It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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