u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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