Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
tell me about the eggs
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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