He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Randomize
