My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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