they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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