I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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