I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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