There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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