He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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