can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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