belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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