seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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