Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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