On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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