I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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