It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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