I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Randomize
