It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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