i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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