I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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