vagina is talking i cant
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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