even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
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