This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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