For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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