You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
So squirting runs in the family.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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