ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
third nipple confirmed
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Randomize
