He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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