no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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