Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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