in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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