Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
