I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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