It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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