I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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