My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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