what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
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