No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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