they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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