wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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