I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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