bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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