I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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