At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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