4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You were trust falling into bushes
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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