you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Please don't give away my fajitas
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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