actually, I'm a sock model
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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