I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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