So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
there's paper in my vomit.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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