Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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